savory breakfasts are best breakfasts
So now the perception is, yes, women are here to stay. And when I’m sometimes asked when will there be enough [women on the Supreme Court]? And I say when there are nine, people are shocked. But there’d been nine men, and nobody’s ever raised a question about that.
Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.
And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.
ALL OF THIS
Jalapeños are spicy, specifically as a defense mechanism. Jalapeños are spicy to keep animals from eating them. They have evolved this trait to ward off predators.
And humans are all like “nah son I’m going to put you in my mac and cheese and shit.”
Humans are such assholes.
Oh my god jalapeños in mac and cheese sounds like utter perfection.
ha the goalkeeper has cat like reflexes
There’s nothing quite like a rainy Saturday on my back porch with my best friend @lexi_saurus18
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chewed off its wrist at the shackle and waved goodbye